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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 12:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the one unconventional piece of Stoic advice that has significantly improved your life?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is there so much hate against black people?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Algorithm to analyze smartphone app data can predict MS symptoms - Multiple Sclerosis News Today

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

What is the best way to get started using AI to make my own apps?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Are Plastic Cutting Boards Safe? We Asked Experts - NBC News

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

After Losing Their Fortune to Bernie Madoff, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Turn It Around With Real Estate Investments - Yahoo

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Still no good

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